January 2010
5 posts
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Couples Retreat Review
By: Joshua “A-S-S-TASTIC” Richey
There are good movies and then there are bad movies. Make no mistake about it, Couples Retreat is a bad movie. You sit down with a movie like this and think, “It’s got Jason Bateman, Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau in it. It has to be good, right?” No.
Couples Retreat is a predictable rom-com that is absolutely torturous to sit through. It...
The 7 Shittiest Movies of All-Time
By: Joshua “See if you notice a trend here” Richey
#7.) Stan Helsing
“Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, Stan Helsing is a surefire repellent to any good time.” - Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times
#6.) Dance Flick
“As indignity and amateurishness battle for depressing precedence, Dance Flick becomes the comedy equivalent of...
T.J.'s Top 5 Movies
By: T.J. Mulligan
Hello. So I am new to the Tumblr experience as a whole and, thus, wanted to make my first post on Movies on Film something special. Instead of a review of one film, I’m giving my top 5 movies of all time (of everything I’ve seen up until this point, at least). Like to hear it, here it goes:
#5
This movie is the most recent pick on my list and probably the...
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Predator Review
By: Joshua “This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me” Richey
I’m embarassed to admit that I’ve never seen the 1987 version of Predator before tonight. Well, by that I mean that I’ve never seen it in it’s intended form. I’ve only caught pieces of it here and there on local TV on the weekends. That wasn’t the case...
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Terminator Salvation Review
by: Joshua “Come with me if you want to live” Richey
When you’re sitting down to watch a movie that’s been made by a director that refers to himself as ‘McG’, you should probably go ahead and lower your expectations. It’s like watching a film that stars Wilmer Valderrama; you know going into it that the film has only a minute chance of being any good....